Useful Tips On Trips and Quips

Now Magazine, Spring 1998

by Steven Davey

Handy Bike-Courier Answers to Stupid Questions

Bike couriers get asked many things - usually directions. But some questions have no polite answer. Here are some responses to some of the more ridiculously obvious brain-teasers.

"Are you a courier?" No, I'm Madonna's personal trainer.

"Is it raining?" No, I took the sewer system to get here.

"I wouldn't want your job on a day like today." And I would never do your job on any day, no matter what the weather.

Hey - just sign the damned waybill!!



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